Home Alone Pizza Delivery


Who is it? It’s a Little Nero sir I have your
pizza. Leave it on a doorstep and get the hell out of here Okay, Well what about the money? What money? Well, you have to pay for your pizza sir. Well is that a fact. How much do I owe you? Uh, That will be $11.80 sir. Keep the change you filthy animal. cheapskate Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of
ten to get your ugly yellow no-good keister off my property before I pump
your guts full of lead. One. Two. Ten. [Gunfire] A lovely cheese pizza just for me.

100 thoughts on “Home Alone Pizza Delivery

  1. The part that had me crying was when he pretended to shoot him with the fake πŸ”« πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  2. Good. I hate delivery drivers. Thank God for uber eats. Already paid for. Leave it at my doorstep and get the fuck lost. I don't want you fucking up my vibes.

  3. First scene
    Buzz: A. I’m not that lucky.
    Two. We have smoke detectors
    D.we live in the boring state in the united states where nothing ever remotely dangerous ever happen.

  4. Still this day, I cry laughing @ this part 🀣🀣🀣🀣. He’ll never deliver there again

  5. I can only wonder, if the phone lines were down and who knows what kind of devices they had in the 90s, how did Kevin manage to order himself a pizza?

  6. Family Guy parody.

    "Keep the change ya fiflthy animal."
    "Fucking Jew."
    "No, I wanted to be a Catholic priest though, but do you by chance know anyone in the ice cream business with a truck that makes tunes for all the little children—doo dee dee doo dee doo dee doo dee doo?"

  7. 1st Kevin scares off the πŸ• 🚚 guy (though πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ why) & then he scares off Marv.

  8. I'm gonna give to the count of ten…
    But one,two TEN!!!!
    πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•

  9. And dumbass Kevin didn't realize he single handedly stopped deliveries from Little Nero's to his house. The joke was funny but what happens if you want another cheese pizza?

  10. they've made up this scene like the godfather had a conversation with another man in the hotel they made up the scene like he had a conversation with a woman . nice they've used it twice !

  11. How to get free pizza in 5 easy steps. Yes I know Kevin still paid but i don't think the pizza guy had the time to grab the money

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